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Freudian Slippers

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$24.95 (as of January 10, 2017, 1:03 pm)

ESSENSUAL FOOTWEAR – Sigmund Freud understood the value of comfortable things. The most famous example is that therapy couch of his. While all the other therapists in town were using hard wooden stools and benches, people were lining up outside Berggasse 19 to lie on Freud’s comfy chaise.
NOT JUST AMOTHER SLIPPER – We’ve taken our cue from Freud in designing these fun and comfy Freudian Slippers. They’re fuzzy and plush and look like the great master himself.
A TONGUE OF A SLIP – As an extra feature, each slipper has our patented built-in sock tongue! Spending a relaxing Sunday morning in your Freudian Slippers is as satisfying as a breakthrough therapy session – and considerably less expensive.

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Product Description

 
Brought to You by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

The origins of the Unemployed Philosophers Guild are shrouded in mystery. Some accounts trace the Guild’s birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Allegedly, several lesser philosophers grew weary of the endless Socratic dialogue endemic in their trade and turned to crafting household implements and playthings. (Hence the assertions that Socrates quaffed his hemlock poison from a Guild-designed chalice, though vigorous debate surrounds the question of whether it was a “disappearing” chalice.)

Others argue that the UPG dates from the High Middle Ages, when the Philosophers Guild entered the world of commerce by selling bawdy pamphlets to pilgrims facing long lines for the restroom. Business boomed until 1211 when Pope Innocent III condemned the publications. Not surprisingly, this led to increased sales, even as half our membership was burned at the stake.

More recently, revisionist historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to the time it was still cool to live in New York City’s Lower East Side. Two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people’s needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff.
ESSENSUAL FOOTWEAR – Sigmund Freud understood the value of comfortable things. The most famous example is that therapy couch of his. While all the other therapists in town were using hard wooden stools and benches, people were lining up outside Berggasse 19 to lie on Freud’s comfy chaise.
NOT JUST AMOTHER SLIPPER – We’ve taken our cue from Freud in designing these fun and comfy Freudian Slippers. They’re fuzzy and plush and look like the great master himself.
A TONGUE OF A SLIP – As an extra feature, each slipper has our patented built-in sock tongue! Spending a relaxing Sunday morning in your Freudian Slippers is as satisfying as a breakthrough therapy session – and considerably less expensive.
SIZE MATTERS – The Freudian Slippers are available in men’s and women’s sizes. They also come in an attractive gift box and make a great gift for anyone in therapy (or needing therapy) – which is pretty much everyone you know.
FROM THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD – Don’t worry. We are employed, just not as philosophers. We’re a small, Brooklyn based company specializing in gifts for the sophisticated gift giver.

Additional Information

Binding

Kitchen

Brand

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Department

mens

EAN

0814229002314

EANList

0814229002314, 0814229002307

Label

Unknown

Manufacturer

Unknown

MPN

FRSLSM

PackageDimensions

550, hundredths-inches, 1250, hundredths-inches, 105, hundredths-pounds, 690, hundredths-inches

PartNumber

FRSLSM

ProductGroup

Health and Beauty

ProductTypeName

HOME

Publisher

Unknown

Size

Small

Studio

Unknown

UPC

814229002307

UPCList

814229002307, 814229002314

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